El T's Top Ten

Top Ten Signs EL TREMENDO’s Been Hittin’ the Sauce

10. Got a tattoo of Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, and Sergio Leone on his arm, made of fudge.

9. Crapped in mask.

8. Keeps hitting on Leona Helmsley. Too soon?

7. Screams at the top of his lungs “Ten bucks for lousy popcorn?!!!” … at Home Depot.

6. Demands to be called “Le Tremendeux”.

5. Oscar pool picks are all Jim Varney.

4. Sat through Transformers … nude.

3. Has to be constantly reminded that Robocop, Michael Corleone, and Amanda Bynes are not real people.

2. Santo’s suddenly making a whole lot of sense.

And the number one sign EL TREMENDO’s Been Hittin’ the Sauce…

1. He keeps doing the Film Geek Primer!