Top Ten Signs You're in Love with EL TREMENDO
10. You are a vivacious, buxom, funny woman in her 30s who enjoys movies, comics, baby oil, chubby beaners, and wrestling masks. (CALL ME!!!)
9. You're in federal prison for painting giant wrestling masks on Mount Rushmore.
8. Your El Tremendo Thong.
7. You are rescued after a devastating earthquake buries you under rubble for five days and the first thing you say is, "Nevermind me, how's El Tremendo?!"
6. You decorate your Christmas tree with origami El Tremendos made from restraining orders.
5. On driver's license application under "Organ Donor", you write "For El Tremendo Only".
4. Your 'Dear John' letter to Jamie Farr.
3. The Film Geek Primer tatoo on your ass.
2. You let your Dub and Santo ice scuptures go to shit.
And the number one Sign You're in Love with EL TREMENDO...
1. You ARE El Tremendo.
(Apologies to Dave.)
1 comment:
that is why I make all my Schu sculptures out of old chewing gum.....requires less maintenance
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