NIGHT OF THE DEAD (2004)

On the second day of Halloween, my boo love gave to me ... two farting zombies!

THE CARD:

No one, absolutely no one worth mentioning. Well, except for the farting zombies.

More details here.

THE ANGLE:

Cheapo zombie piece shot in a mall dental clinic about a mad doctor conducting experiments to resurrect the dead for profit. There's an imprisoned pregnant babe, a Tor Johnson thug, pooping frog, and stumbling mumbling zombies afoot in what I can only guess was the bare minimum to qualify as plot.

THE FINISHER:

The good news is that with today’s readily available technology, high quality video equipment, and user friend editing software, anyone can make a movie.

The bad news is that with today’s readily available technology, high quality video equipment, and user friend editing software, anyone can make a movie.

Case in point: Night of the Dead.

I mean, Jesus.

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JESUS!!!