WHAT THE MONSTERS TAUGHT ME: Sometimes an evil living totem pole is just an evil living totem pole.
THE CARD:
A Forest Ranger a little too proud of his crotch, scrawny 80s boobs, a demon-possessed Gumby, an evil Shakura without the sexy belly-shaking, the insidious return of One Take Bake (two, maybe three people in the world will get that reference), the Corey Hart of Forest Rangers, if William Sadler and Malcolm McDowell had a deformed kid, a slowed-down Disney Haunted Mansion LP for monster sound effects, and the Creature from Planet Hasbro (some assembly, no brains required).
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THE ANGLE:
THE CARD:A Forest Ranger a little too proud of his crotch, scrawny 80s boobs, a demon-possessed Gumby, an evil Shakura without the sexy belly-shaking, the insidious return of One Take Bake (two, maybe three people in the world will get that reference), the Corey Hart of Forest Rangers, if William Sadler and Malcolm McDowell had a deformed kid, a slowed-down Disney Haunted Mansion LP for monster sound effects, and the Creature from Planet Hasbro (some assembly, no brains required).
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THE ANGLE:
THE FINISHER:
1 comment:
The hell?
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